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« on: February 24, 2012, 12:06:55 pm »
aaj main bi yahan koch neya start karahi hon pata nain aap ko pasand aaey na aaey.



Grammar Teacher to Pathan:

Sadia rozana Larkon se milti hai
Batao is jumle me Sadia kya hai
Pathan: Sadia beghairat ka bacha hai,
is k Abba ko batana pare ga.


pathan's wife: aji suno hamari beti ab 20 saal ki hogai hai koi 26 saal ka larka dhondo

or larka 26 ka hi hona chaiye

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pathan: sochte howe 26 ka na mile to 13 13 ke do le aaon.


Dukhi Love Letter in Punjabi  :arabia:
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O mery dil dey chain :-*




Tery pichay kutte pain, :taz:




Tu lutiya mere dil da chain, :tt1:




Rab kare tenu chitar pain, :hammer:




Teray nain baray nashely, :cool2:




Jevay jhaaroo de teelay, :yes:




Tu meray dil vich enj wasia, :flowers:




Jeevay chikar vich payya phasya, :wheelchair:




Janay jigar janay tamanna, :sweatdrop:




Edar aa teriyan lattan phannan.. :wheelchair:

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joke
« on: February 24, 2012, 12:06:55 pm »

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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2012, 01:09:32 pm »
hahahahaha nycccccccccc
BaTmIz dil BaTmIz dil manay na manay na

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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2012, 01:09:32 pm »

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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2012, 01:41:03 pm »
v v v v nyc ... keep it up..  :clap:  :tt1:  ::)

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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2012, 02:36:58 pm »
bilawal zardari ko ek botel milti hy or jab woh usy kholta hy to andar sy ek jin nikalta hy,
Jin kehta hy koi bhe ek khuwahish btao mai pori karoga,
Bilawal: koch dyr soochty hwy kehta hy ky america sy pakistan tak ek road bnado,
Jin kehta hy yeh kaam na mumkin hy koi or kaam btao,
Bilawal: accha myry baap asif zardari ko insan ka baccha bnady,
Jin: koch dyr sooch ky boolta hy ky road single bnani hy double lolz  :scooter:

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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 02:38:21 pm »
Saima my love good sharing .
Waisy joke wala topic pehly se hai . Ap wo b read kero .

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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2012, 02:48:50 pm »
LUN Utha ke Geo

XXX News

Bhosri Chowk Par 1 Choot nay Khudkush Hamla Kiya  :2guns:
10 Lun Halak , 14 Chootian zakhmi , 40 Mamay phat gayeh  :asshole: :eek:
Police nay 19 Tatay Pakar Liyeh or 1 Lun Farar. :scooter:

1 Lun Yeh message perh raha hay :clap:
 Aur hansaty howay sooch raha hay kay SMS bana ker kis LUN Ko behjon  :taz:

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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2012, 03:04:00 pm »
LUN Utha ke Geo

XXX News

Bhosri Chowk Par 1 Choot nay Khudkush Hamla Kiya  :2guns:
10 Lun Halak , 14 Chootian zakhmi , 40 Mamay phat gayeh  :asshole: :eek:
Police nay 19 Tatay Pakar Liyeh or 1 Lun Farar. :scooter:

1 Lun Yeh message perh raha hay :clap:
 Aur hansaty howay sooch raha hay kay SMS bana ker kis LUN Ko behjon  :taz:





 :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:

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LUN Utha ker Geo

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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2012, 03:05:26 pm »
aaj main bi yahan koch neya start karahi hon pata nain aap ko pasand aaey na aaey.



Grammar Teacher to Pathan:

Sadia rozana Larkon se milti hai
Batao is jumle me Sadia kya hai
Pathan: Sadia beghairat ka bacha hai,
is k Abba ko batana pare ga.


pathan's wife: aji suno hamari beti ab 20 saal ki hogai hai koi 26 saal ka larka dhondo

or larka 26 ka hi hona chaiye

.
.
.
.

pathan: sochte howe 26 ka na mile to 13 13 ke do le aaon.


Dukhi Love Letter in Punjabi  :arabia:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
O mery dil dey chain :-*




Tery pichay kutte pain, :taz:




Tu lutiya mere dil da chain, :tt1:




Rab kare tenu chitar pain, :hammer:




Teray nain baray nashely, :cool2:




Jevay jhaaroo de teelay, :yes:




Tu meray dil vich enj wasia, :flowers:




Jeevay chikar vich payya phasya, :wheelchair:




Janay jigar janay tamanna, :sweatdrop:




Edar aa teriyan lattan phannan.. :wheelchair:

ha ha ha.........
 realy amazing n funny

 

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