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Re: joke
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2012, 10:05:15 pm »
Son: papa ap ki lovemarrige hoi thi na Dad:Yes son pr tum ko kese pata Son: QK ap ki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hy.

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Angrez B Na!
Ye Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehte hen,
Hum inko Pagal,
Ye hamen MAD kehte hen,
jeeti jaagti Ammi ko Mummy,
OR Zinda Baap ko b DEAD kehte hen

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Re: joke
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2012, 10:05:15 pm »

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Re: joke
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2012, 12:36:01 am »
saradarni to sardar : Sardar jii raat nu billi (cat) phir sara doodh pi gai hai.
Sardar : te bhaliaye lokay kini waari aakhya eh ke brazier paa ke soya kar

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Re: joke
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2012, 12:36:01 am »

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Re: joke
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2012, 01:50:32 am »
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??

Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…
urdu translation plz....

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Re: joke
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2012, 01:18:09 pm »
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??

Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…
urdu translation plz....
teacher:baccho batao ka jo log galat kaam karte hai wo kahan jaey gay.
ek larki boli shrmate howey miss sehar ka log hotel main or gaon ka log car main...

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Re: joke
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2012, 09:00:28 pm »
Ek Sardaar boht ro raha tha...
dost ne poocha:  kya hua sardar je?

Sardar: yar meri bivi mar gai hai....

dost: oho, boht dukh hua......magar teri shadi ko tau aj doosra din hai....kya hua tha bhabi ko?

Sardar: bas yar ki dassaan???    main te dukh se ziada hairaan hunn.. :eek:
Dost: wo kiyun??

Sardar: YAR MUNH WICH MUNH SI......BUND WICH LUND SI............TE......GAND WICH UNGAL SI.............. TE ROOH PATA NAHI KITHON NIKAL GAI???????? :tt2:

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Re: joke
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2012, 09:12:03 pm »
Saima my love good sharing .
Waisy joke wala topic pehly se hai . Ap wo b read kero .


:alucard: :alucard: :alucard: :alucard:   lo is ne saima yani iski beloved ko bhi ni chora..... :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :alucard: :alucard:

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Re: joke
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2012, 12:18:59 pm »
Saima my love good sharing .
Waisy joke wala topic pehly se hai . Ap wo b read kero .


:alucard: :alucard: :alucard: :alucard:   lo is ne saima yani iski beloved ko bhi ni chora..... :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :alucard: :alucard:
main na kafi jaga dekha hai as masoom irfan ka sab hi yahan doshman hain masoom as liya kaha ka usna kisi b membar sa batamizi nain ki warna to yahan log gandi gandi post karte hain

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Re: joke
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2012, 06:19:06 pm »
Saima G main ny kon c kalashanCop taani hui hai??????????????????????? :taz: :taz: :gun_bandana:

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Re: joke
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2012, 04:33:12 am »
Saima G main ny kon c kalashanCop taani hui hai??????????????????????? :taz: :taz: :gun_bandana:
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Re: joke
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2012, 12:36:10 pm »
Saima G main ny kon c kalashanCop taani hui hai??????????????????????? :taz: :taz: :gun_bandana:
pahtan or butt duno ka pas kalashanCop zaroor hoti hai  :clown:

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Re: joke
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2012, 02:34:16 pm »
Accident k baad
Driver Ghuse me
Mai ne car ki
head Lights on kr k
btaya tha k pehly mje nikl jane do.
Sardar:
Mai ne b to wiper chla k btaya tha
Na soneya Na:-D


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Re: joke
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2012, 02:35:08 pm »
Mujhe Aaj Tk Kisi Bhi Sofa-Set Men Wo Aaram, Maza, Sukh, Narmi or Garmi Nhi Mili Jo Mardon Ki Goad Men Milti Hy

(Chiniot furniture market men kari garon se Veena Malik ki guftagu)