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Re: joke
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2012, 12:18:09 am »
TEDYAN NO MAMMY LAG GAEY NAY.......YANI CHOTI UMAR KI LARKION KO SAB PATA HOT HAY....
yeh qasoor mera ke yaqeen kia re,,,,,,,,,

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Re: joke
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2012, 09:42:55 pm »
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??

Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…

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Re: joke
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2012, 10:02:21 pm »
NAME: Rani Jamadarni
Pesha: Jhaaro dyna
SPECIALIST: Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth: 16/03/74
WEIGHT:85 Kgs
HEIGHT: 5’5″
COLOR: Dark chocolate black
BIRTH PLACE:Bhains Colony karachi
DREAM: Shaadi karun ge to sirf sms pharny waly sy
Oye hoye..

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Re: joke
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2012, 10:02:45 pm »
Sardar to wife: Aaj faisla ho k rahe ga batao kis kis k sath soti ho? Wife: Qasam le lo ji sirf aap k sath hi soti hon baaqi sonay kahan Detey hain.

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Re: joke
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2012, 10:05:15 pm »
Son: papa ap ki lovemarrige hoi thi na Dad:Yes son pr tum ko kese pata Son: QK ap ki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hy.

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Angrez B Na!
Ye Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehte hen,
Hum inko Pagal,
Ye hamen MAD kehte hen,
jeeti jaagti Ammi ko Mummy,
OR Zinda Baap ko b DEAD kehte hen

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Re: joke
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2012, 12:36:01 am »
saradarni to sardar : Sardar jii raat nu billi (cat) phir sara doodh pi gai hai.
Sardar : te bhaliaye lokay kini waari aakhya eh ke brazier paa ke soya kar

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Re: joke
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2012, 01:50:32 am »
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??

Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…
urdu translation plz....

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Re: joke
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2012, 01:18:09 pm »
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??

Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…
urdu translation plz....
teacher:baccho batao ka jo log galat kaam karte hai wo kahan jaey gay.
ek larki boli shrmate howey miss sehar ka log hotel main or gaon ka log car main...

 

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