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Re: joke
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2012, 04:21:07 pm »
Saima G main ny kon c kalashanCop taani hui hai??????????????????????? :taz: :taz: :gun_bandana:
pahtan or butt duno ka pas kalashanCop zaroor hoti hai  :clown:

Bibi yea b bata dein k aap kalshan cop samjhti kis ko hain????????? koi galtfehmi to nahien hai? kindly clear my mind

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Re: joke
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2012, 04:21:07 pm »

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Re: joke
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2012, 07:42:56 pm »
Girl In Shop:
Bhai koi Valentine card hy jis pe likha ho "Tum Hi Mery Pehle Or Akhri Payar Ho" ??

Dukandar: Han ji he,

Girl:
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Ok. 12 de do. ;)

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« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2012, 07:42:56 pm »

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Re: joke
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2012, 01:02:08 pm »
hahahha so niceeeeee yara

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Re: joke
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2012, 02:05:11 pm »
Saima G main ny kon c kalashanCop taani hui hai??????????????????????? :taz: :taz: :gun_bandana:
pahtan or butt duno ka pas kalashanCop zaroor hoti hai  :clown:

Bibi yea b bata dein k aap kalshan cop samjhti kis ko hain????????? koi galtfehmi to nahien hai? kindly clear my mind
:gun_bandana: bandooq  :gun_bandana: gun as ky elahwa or keya ho sakta tha??

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Re: joke
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2012, 02:11:11 pm »
karachi main ab bachy b haton main liya gomte hain guns.lahor main sona hai bhatt familys b bohut danger hoti hai? sorry main aap ko bhatt samji thi

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Re: joke
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2012, 03:38:53 pm »
""class mein miss ki qameez k samney k 2 bottons khul gaye""
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2 bachey ye dekh kar hasney lagey............
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miss boli zeyada mat hanso.....
warna dono ko bahir nikaal doon gi......
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bachey boley miss qasam se......

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Re: joke
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2012, 03:51:45 pm »
Taki g very nice

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Re: joke
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2012, 10:11:47 pm »
Girl In Shop:
Bhai koi Valentine card hy jis pe likha ho "Tum Hi Mery Pehle Or Akhri Payar Ho" ??

Dukandar: Han ji he,

Girl:
.


Ok. 12 de do. ;)
hahaha... Very nice

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Re: joke
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2012, 02:28:10 am »
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe KaRNa bandh karo
WaRNa nikaal kar khara kardonga
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Re: joke
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2012, 02:31:11 am »
7 doston ke suhagrat k

next day





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3.Meri BV N95,zara pyar se chalana parta hai

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5.Meri BV DUAL SIM hy

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6.Meri BV saali china mobile hy,pehli raat mai choot phat gae

7.Bechara Rotey huve bola...

Oy yaro lut gya, barbad ho gya

Mera

set khula hua nikla"
Anjaan rasta (by zaibi)
pachtawa@in**st...slow and very long $tory!
HAWAS KI AAG (A True in**st Story)

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Re: joke
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2012, 05:09:51 pm »
karachi main ab bachy b haton main liya gomte hain guns.lahor main sona hai bhatt familys b bohut danger hoti hai? sorry main aap ko bhatt samji thi

Main ny suna hai k KHAN larkian bari mast hoti hain, sorry main aap ko saima KHAN samjha tha :rockon:
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Re: joke
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2012, 04:50:38 pm »
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe KaRNa bandh karo
WaRNa nikaal kar khara kardonga
hehehe