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Re: joke
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2012, 05:09:38 pm »
Wife: aap mujh ko talaaq b dy dein tub b main ghar k darwazy py beith jaoun gi magar
aap say door kabhi nahi jaoun gi suna aap ny

Husband: Zanani ban Zanani Gillani na ban

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Re: joke
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2012, 05:09:38 pm »

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Re: joke
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2012, 05:19:34 pm »
Wife: aap mujh ko talaaq b dy dein tub b main ghar k darwazy py beith jaoun gi magar
aap say door kabhi nahi jaoun gi suna aap ny

Husband: Zanani ban Zanani Gillani na ban
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« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2012, 05:19:34 pm »

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Re: joke
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2012, 11:28:30 am »
Wife: aap mujh ko talaaq b dy dein tub b main ghar k darwazy py beith jaoun gi magar
aap say door kabhi nahi jaoun gi suna aap ny

Husband: Zanani ban Zanani Gillani na ban

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Re: joke
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2012, 03:44:16 pm »
Aourat: yea condom kitny ka hai?

Dukandaar: 65 ruppy ka

Aourat: hayeeeeeeeee mehangai deikho matric mein thi to 5 ruppy k 3 milty thy yea zardari to hum ko chudwany b nahien day ga :gunsmilie:

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Re: joke
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2012, 03:46:01 pm »
Larki baath room say naha ker nikli to deikha k noker baath room mein jhaank raha tha

Larki: kuon jhaank rehy thy?

Noker: bibi g aap ny hi kaha tha k nahany ja rehi houn tum doodh ko deikhty rehna :hang:

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Re: joke
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2012, 03:49:01 pm »
Machi pani say nikelny k baad tarapti hai or...........

Larki pani k nikelny say pehly tarpti hai


Veena malik ka karachi k sahil pay mahi geeroun ki basti say garma garam khitaab

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Re: joke
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2012, 07:42:15 am »
ARslan bhai very good jokes.

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Re: joke
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2012, 04:28:07 am »
Aik Pathan dosrey gaon mein Larki k kaprey pehen kr Shadi mein gaya.
Ziada Khana khaney ki waja se behosh ho gaya to auraton ne samjha k Bacha paida honey ka dard hai...
Aik larki uski shalwar mein hath daal k boli...
Hye mein Sadqe jaon, Bachey ki taang to bahir aai hai

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Re: joke
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2012, 04:33:20 am »
" Agar Tum Insan Hotey To Mein Aik Lamha Zaya Kiye Bina Tum Se Shadi Kar Leti....."
Veena Malik Gadhey (Donkey) ka Lun Dekh K Ro Pari

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Re: joke
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2012, 05:32:43 am »
very nice jokes.
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Re: joke
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2012, 06:16:01 pm »
Din me ek Admi ka Sex Ka bot Dil Cha Ra tha per uska 10 sal ka Bacha gahr me the akhir usne ne kaha

k Beta tum Galery me chale jao or Jo jo Area me ho ra ha batao Beta chala geya or admi ne Sex Start kar dia

PAPA : beta batao Khalid Uncle kia kar rae ha

Beta : papa wo Car wash kar re ha

PAPA: batao Aslam Uncle kia kar re ha

BETA: wo apne Garden me Khare han

PAPA : batao Mansor Uncle kia kar re ha

BETA : papa WO APNE BEVI KO CHOD RAE HA

PAPA : Ary tume kese pata

BETA : Papa Q k unka beta be mere tara Galery me Khara ha

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Re: joke
« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2012, 06:37:42 pm »
Girl boy sa :    Agar tum na mujy dondh lia to hum kiss karay gay...

Boy : Agar na dondh saka  to...

Girl : Plz aisa to na keho ma drwzay k peechay hun gi....!!

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