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Re: joke
« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2012, 11:28:49 am »
Suraj Din K Time Kyun Nazr AAta Hai?
RaAt K WAqt Kyun Nahi?

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Q K RaAt Ko Suraj KI Ami Usay Ghar Se BAhir Nahi NikAlnay Deti

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Re: joke
« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2012, 11:28:49 am »

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Re: joke
« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2012, 12:03:53 pm »
BOY to GIRL -
Koi aisi baat kaho,jis mein dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi,.

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GIRL- i love u

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BHAI...

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Re: joke
« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2012, 12:03:53 pm »

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Re: joke
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2012, 02:30:37 pm »
Irfan to Saima -
Koi aisi baat kaho,jis mein dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi,.
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SAIMA- i love u
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BHAI... :yes:

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Re: joke
« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2012, 04:04:12 am »
Wife: Main Ghar Chor K Ja Rahi Hu


Husband: Lund pe Charo.!!!!


Wife: Tumahari Yehi Batain Mujay Rok Laiti Hain.....




chalo Nikaalo........!!!
♥ ♥ ♥I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!♥ ♥ ♥

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Re: joke
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2012, 04:11:12 am »
Wife:
         Shadi se pehlay to aap ne kaha tha mere pass 2 lun hain.
   phir dusra kahan hai.?
Husband:
     aray haan ! Wo to main ne driver ko diya hua hai kuch dino k liay.
After 1 week





 Wife:

   Jaao main aap se naraz hoon.

Husband:
   
Q jaan.?


Wife:
     


Aap ne acha wala driver ko kiu dia.....!!!!!
♥ ♥ ♥I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!♥ ♥ ♥

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Re: joke
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2012, 07:07:53 am »
Sabhi jokes buhat ache hain... New thay mere lye to sabhi... Thanks to all
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Re: joke
« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2012, 07:59:25 am »
Irfan to Saima -
Koi aisi baat kaho,jis mein dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi,.
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SAIMA- i love u
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BHAI... :yes:
pehla fikra mery liye aur dosra blackhorse k liye saima mein ne such kaha ?

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Re: joke
« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2012, 11:18:28 am »
Suraj Din K Time Kyun Nazr AAta Hai?
RaAt K WAqt Kyun Nahi?

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Re: joke
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2012, 12:52:20 pm »
Larko ki zindagi ko 2 usool hain

 Pehla: wo kisi ajnabi larki ko Lift nai kerwatay

Or

   Dusra: wo kisi Larki ko ajnabi samajtay hi nahi.
♥ ♥ ♥I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!♥ ♥ ♥

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Re: joke
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2012, 01:03:20 pm »
Kisaan ne naya murga kharida!
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Jaisay hi ghar aya Murga pinjray ki taraf bhaga or 50 murgiyon ko CHOD dia.
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Kisaan bohat khush hua or usay pakar k bahir le aya.
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Next day, kisaan ne daikha Murga khaiton main Batkhon ko CHOD raha tha,
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Kuch dair baad.
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Kisaan ne daikha Murga khaiton main behosh para hy or asmaan pe cheel kavay urr rahy hain,
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Kisaan! Maadar Chod ye sab teri herkaton ka natija hai,
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Murgay ny 1 ankh kholi or bola,
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.Gandu chup ker in ko neechay to anay do.<
♥ ♥ ♥I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!♥ ♥ ♥

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Re: joke
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2012, 01:11:33 pm »
Irfan to Saima -
Koi aisi baat kaho,jis mein dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi,.
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SAIMA- i love u
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BHAI... :yes:
pehla fikra mery liye aur dosra blackhorse k liye saima mein ne such kaha ?
dekho irfan ye galat baat hai aap pls mera bhai ko tang mat karo. :yes:

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Re: joke
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2012, 01:28:01 pm »
Irfan to Saima -
Koi aisi baat kaho,jis mein dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi,.
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SAIMA- i love u
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BHAI... :yes:
pehla fikra mery liye aur dosra blackhorse k liye saima mein ne such kaha ?
dekho irfan ye galat baat hai aap pls mera bhai ko tang mat karo. :yes:
very intellegent answrer dia hai black rose ki sis saima ne .